Hello? Is Anybody There?

Hello. This is Marvin. You probably don’t care. I’ve been told to inform anyone who might care (not that that’s a likely possibility) that there is a new book available for download on this site. It’s probably terrible. I’m in it, so that says a lot right there about how utterly awful it must be.

You can download this new book, which the author has decided to call Hello? Is Anybody There? in a mind-numbingly small number of formats on some other page on this site. I’m too depressed to find out where. I’m told that you can also download the not-as-new book The Big Bang Burger Bar as well, although i have no idea why you’d ever want to.

I’m going to go and jackhammer my arm off… perhaps that will stop the constant pain.